Text-Number: 0147E
Available: 07/11/1996
Category: PoliticsNumber of characters: 747
Author: Steve Miller
Title: Political Percentage?
Copyright: Steve Miller

Steve Miller

Political Percentage?

Clinton is back to work. Dole is not. Who really cares. People could't care less. Politics? What politicians do. Those smart, always good looking ageless guys.  Clinton got 25%. We guess:  He got 10% for being clever and able to argue in complete sentences, for using metaphors everybody can understand. He got 5% for being smart. He got 5 % for looking good. He got 1% because those peoble thought him to be an experienced bridge-builder. He got 1% because he looks like a kind of Kennedy. He got 1% for Hillary. He got 1% for Socks, Jogging and other cute stuff. What do you think he got the rest for? (Look: This answer shows that even the last percent ...)
50% didn't vote. This is a political percentage.